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Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in the mongoloids' LiveJournal:

Friday, June 20th, 2003
11:56 pm
[saramonster]
I was in an antique store and a random mongoloid walked up to me and hugged me.
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2001
6:02 pm
[saramonster]
Today I was trying to drink a milkshake, but I stabbed myself in the eye with the straw.

Current Mood: retarded
Monday, June 18th, 2001
11:25 pm
[faggot]
cvntpriestess: because i am OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE
i heart sleeping: KEWLIEZ!
i heart sleeping: i am obsessive fartpulsive!

Current Mood: restless
Tuesday, June 12th, 2001
10:44 am
[saramonster]
retard
the other day I went to Utopia with my friend. I really wanted this belt, but was about ten dollars short. She also wanted some stupid bracelet and since I was going back later to get the belt, she gave me ten dollars, which would pay for most of the bracelet. So we're driving home and I'm looking through my bag and find ten dollars, so I'm like, "Oh, man. I didn't know I hat this, I could have gotten the belt." She gave me a queer look and said, "that's the ten dollars I just gave you." I started laughing and sayng how retarded I was. She just shook her head and if you knew her it would be funny because I seemed like such a tard. LATER, when I was paying for the cab, I couldn't do the math to give him the right tip (that's not retarded, that's just regular for me) so she's like, "here's 50 cents, do you need it?" and I'm like, "I don't think so and just gave him a twenty and gave him two dollars from the change. When we go inside and we're sitting in her living room I'm like, "here, do you want your fifty cents back?" and she gets this horrified look on her face and says, "Sara....that is YOUR fifty cents." And I start laughing because if I didn't I would have probably just started crying.
Friday, June 1st, 2001
6:19 pm
[purifiance]

I don�t know who added me to this community. But I didn�t do it myself, so leave me the fuck alone please.
4:14 am
[faggot]
whitewussy: there were some wierd mexican ladiez praying outside a porn place here.
whitewussy: i thought they were looking at bugs on the ground at first.
Wednesday, May 30th, 2001
11:10 am
[colorblind777]
Q: why is everyone so dead and gon alex
A: they're gone because theyre dead
and theyre dead because theyre gone

fucking genius
5:58 am
[faggot]
AAWEEEEEEEEE
my eyes hurt and i have gass coming out of both my butt and mouth too much this morning.
Saturday, May 26th, 2001
12:47 pm
[anal]

jesus cash! i live with a little boy with a speech impediment. praise that holy swine in the sky who cursed me. i baby sit him sometimes.. and he's like "AR OF M FER DO" and i go "HAHAHAHAAA POINT TO WHAT YOU WANT"

fuck me. i'm anal.
1:01 am
[faggot]


she makes some of us very sick.
Friday, May 25th, 2001
6:39 pm
[pushisshove]
hay.
the real corky came to my junior high when i was there and he was in some play they put on about tards. it was kewl.
2:47 pm
[faggot]
my mom was talking about some retarded kid this morning to me.
i wasn't really paying attention though.
11:58 am
[saramonster]
Dah...I, uh...
Hi. I made this.

Kill me, kill me, KILL ME. Stab my retarded brains out.

Current Mood: awake
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